Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Local Wildlife



Whilst searching the forest for cantilevered rock crevices the honourable knight Sir Gomez was accosted by a pack of no less than 23 ticks. The ticks were duly slain by Gomez, who made excellent use of the form of swordplay known as the pincer movement. His technique was so proficient that he slew all 23 without a nick from their vile poisoned blades.

However, the Queen Lyme of the Ticks was so enraged at the massacre of her henchmen that unbeknownst to Gomez she sent four assasins, trained in the secret and deadly art of ninjutsu. These parasitic creatures of the night set upon our herowho is in comparison a shining light of chivalry, despite his title of knight there be not a shadow in his heart! Perhaps it is not more than this light from within which blessed him and delivered him from the poison of the four assasins. The ninja were captured and slain, their poison unable to infect the constitution of Sir Gomez, Knight of St John of Jerusalem. His wounds quickly healed, Sir Gomez was prepared to continue his quest in search of more wicked gaps to annihilate...

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