Noble Deeds

No doubt, eager readers, thouest wish to know how fares the quest of our noble knights. Fear not, the Knights of St John of Jerusalem have not lain idlein the meadows of Franconia, fondling local wenches and munching upon the sweet baked treats of the kitchens. Many noble deeds have been accomplished. Firstly, Paolo dismissed the Three Musketeers in one mighty blow. "Thine Holy Trinity of thy Lord was thus blessed my smiting hand" he crieth. Then he dispatched the monster known as Bastard, trained by the legendary daemon master-at-arms Jerry Moffat, in one short and ferocious day of battle.Finally, as if these feats were not sufficient, Paolo gloriously defeated the local champion Master Blaster, who resides at SCHLOSSBERGZWANDE. Gomez, upon hearing of a band of pesky midgets terrorising a local valley, sought to match the epic deeds of Paolo. Following the path of the defeated hero Berti Vogts, Gomez single-handedly stormed the Dwarf castle of Zwergenschloss, emerging with all his digits intact. He then ventured to Drachensberg, lair of a local Dragon, and defeated this dragon with nay a singed hair on his scalp.

What future conquests are possible? Only time will tell the greatness of the story of the fortunes of the Knights of St John of Jerusalem, of.